I’m a very confused 20 year-old.
Update: Good ‘ol sister has touched down in Hong Kong already — should be beginning her shopping spree soon enough. And hope she remembers my list. :)
My sister will be flying to Hong Kong later on at 6am. So she’s been out since yesterday 9pm,
maybe having some gatherings with friends before the departure — I don’t know. But the thing is, her luggage is still in the house and initially I thought she would be back to collect it. But as the time nears, I began to wonder if she’s going to make it in time at all.
Being the nice brother as I am, I decided to SMS her and ask about it, and also to wish her bon voyage on the way.
And the following is the textual conversation we had (contains singlish):
Me: Why your luggage still at home?
Sis: I should bring my luggage to where?
Me: You not boarding the plane meh? You coming home to take later ar? Or you want me DHL it to you?
Sis: No. I decide to go buy all things from there. I’ll be back with new luggage bag!
Me: Wa you serious ar? So you not coming home and going straight?
Sis: Please wake up! I’m still at work! I’m flying only tomorrow night…
Me: Is it? Then why you tell me must mail you1 before six? OMFG, after spending my entire life saying people sotong2, now I become one. Haha! And I took so long to realise!
Sis: I’m still at work! I want to print before going home…
Me: Ok ok damn! Next time tell me it’s thursday morning instead of wednesday night!
OMFGWTFBBQ! I was so owned. She sure had some sweet revenge making me a victim of my own bash after being bashed by me for so many years!
Right, so my sister is flying tomorrow morning at 6. I’ll be sure to make no mistake now. :)
1: Some documents that show what I would like her to buy back from Hong Kong.
2: Dumb like a squid. Used with “blur” which is a mental state somewhere between spacey, oblivious, and retarded.