I can’t resist this!
It was quiet in an IRC channel, when suddenly one of my friends started to amaze himself with his SQL commands… here’s the log.
<ahMu`> select nick from #channel where dick = ENORMOUS;
<ahMu`> nick
<ahMu`> _____
<ahMu`> ahMu`
<ahMu`> 1 row selected
<ahMu`> WTF man i gt enormous dick
<ahMu`> wahahaha
<ahMu`> =)
<ahMu`> select nick from #channel where dick IS NULL;
<ahMu`> nick
<ahMu`> —–
<ahMu`> draco
<ahMu`> ChOcO
<ahMu`> xyz^afk
<ahMu`> 3 rows selected
<ahMu`> LOL !
<ahMu`> weak la u all, no dick
<ahMu`> :x
ROFLOL!