Eric tells the truth.
As interesting as SIP may sound, today we (Jun Yaik, Eric, Sheldon and me) had a little off-topic chat about the ladies today. Actually it was about Eric telling his encounter with his girls girl.
So it did seem like Eric actually knows about the latest trends of girls, with concerns over choosing their boyfriends. Among the usual things that are so 1990s, he mentioned something that was like, wow that’s so 21st century!
These ladies of the 21st century love warm guys! Not even hot guys now, just warm — the former is 100 degrees celsius and the latter, at about 37.3 degree celsius. The hot muscular men are so 1990s now. Well that is if it’s according to Eric’s theorem; I didn’t say that.
And the reason? So the lukewarm guy can keep his girl warm, in places like cinemas and some heavily air-conditioned places. How cool is that now? The guys can keep the girls warm, it’s almost like the girls can’t keep themselves warm! They just have to give the guys a chance to prove their worth.
I mean like, I didn’t know that! Initially I thought it sounded crazy till I thought of myself. Then after awhile, it all made sense! No wonder I don’t have a girlfriend — I have cold palms whenever the surrounding air is cold! I can’t possibly keep my girlfriend’s hands warm when mine are cold? And that’s like the only things I can do you know, keep them warm? Damn, now I can’t get a girlfriend forever now.
I should go be a gay or something; or get a full blood transplant since they say I’m cold-blooded. Or seriously, I can just find a girlfriend who has warm palms so they can keep mine warm instead. Aww, that’s so sweet — while the rest of the girls in the world have their boyfriends keeping them warm, my girlfriend is keeping me warm. *evil grins*
Then Sheldon went dead quiet for a while, having a little grin and a blank stare before showing off his latest invention.
“Imagine all the girls having thermo-detector..“, and then proceeded to doing that holding-a-binocular-and-looking-around action. (I should have taken a picture of it, damn.)
He was imagining a thermo-radar sort of things that would tell which guy is warm and which is cold. Warm shows as red and cold shows as blue. Ingenious. He should get a Nobel prize for that.
So now you know the truth. Being cold, cool, or even hot doesn’t help now. You have to be lukewarm at about 37.3 degrees celsius. Bring a thermometer now and then, and measure yourself before picking a girl up; the nearer you are to 37.3 the higher your chances of success. And remember, Eric shared with you these!