Curse them!
I’m having the runs, thanks to that condemned food stall in school. My friends and I’d already condemned that stall, but today out of compassion I suggested trying the food out because maybe it’s not really them. And I’ve always thought of me being a genius, irony.
And now I’m having the diarrhoea. Holy shit. Pays to be kind; and I wonder how tonight’s going to end up like. And I sincerely hope Sheldon suffers the same fate as I do, tomorrow in school because he has a rather retarded digestive system — he had the runs only in school the other day while mine was already over at home.
So I hereby announce I will never eat food from that food stall ever again in my life in Temasek Polytechnic!
And no, I won’t tell which, can’t afford to get sued anyhow. (Try messaging me in private!)
And no! It’s really not funny at all so don’t post “LOL” in the comment!! Do it and get shot! Oh no I can feel it coming again — the night seems so long! Ya-da ba-da, gotta runs now!